Funny things I've experienced so far today:
Condolezza Rice lip syncing to a male opera singer
NBC screwing up their overlay display while listing victims of WTC 1, putting them out of order
The San Francisco Chronicle wasting their entire front page with a tattered flag
My flag almost FALLING OFF THE DAMN WALL. Duct tape is not all it's cracked up to be.
Bush giving the same speech wherever he goes.
That's all for now. I forgot to do my homework again.