This is one thing that pisses me off. The abuse of the word "hero." I mean, geez, by now everyone on Earth is a hero for some reason or another.
"I cried on September 11! I'm a hero!"
"I go to school! I'm a hero!"
"I bought something off the internet, singlehandedly saving the economy! I'm a hero!"
"I donated blood! I'm a hero!"
Tell me, does DRACULA call you a hero before he SUCKS YOUR BLOOD?
God damn it. To me, a hero is still someone who wears protective armor and slays dragons while saving entire villages. Not someone who freaking BUYS something.
Forgive me, I have to be a hero and let James look at his own webcam or something.