I, friends, am an optimist.
No matter how bad the situation, I will always try to make it better. No matter how trivial the situation, I will blow it up to such a degree that I can make it better. And I am very persistent in trying to solve things.
Feeling bad? Don't. I'm here. I won't let you feel what comes naturally.
Want to keep a secret? Don't worry, if everyone knows it, it's not such a big deal. Chin up.
Will everything be okay, no matter what? Yes, it sure will. No one will get hurt just as long as everyone is positive. No matter how grave the condition, everyone will come out feeling happy. Will they come out better than when they started, though? That's not the point.
Stop it. Now. Do what I say. I am an optimist and I will not rest until I have changed things.