Jeffrey Carl Faden (jeffreyatw) wrote,
Jeffrey Carl Faden
jeffreyatw

TRIBUTE TO PIZZA

OKAY SO YOU HAVE A BIG FLAT CIRCLE OF BREAD WITH LOTS OF OIL ON IT

AND THEN YOU PUT A LOT OF TOMATO SAUCE ON IT

AND MELT SOME CHEESE ONTO IT

THEN SLICE YOUR CHOICE OF MEAT ON TOP OF IT

AND THEN YOU CUT IT INTO SLICES AND YOU HAVE THE FUCKING BEST THING YOU'VE EVER EATEN IN YOUR LIFE

AND THEN MAYBE YOU SPEND A FEW HOURS ON THE CAN BUT YOU KNOW YOU'VE DONE THE RIGHT THING IN THE NAME OF EATING
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