So it turns out that two years ago, a friend of mine lived in my dorm room. So he came by just to point it out to his friends and was surprised to see me there, and that's when he told me my room is haunted.
I was actually told this before by another guy on the day that I moved in. I was like oh cool awesome, but okay this is what he did.
So my friend turns off the lights in my room and tells me to look up at the corner of the ceiling, and there's the text, glowing faintly, "I'M UNDER THE BED."
ISN'T THAT FUCKING AWESOME!!!
I never noticed this since I'm sleeping on the opposite side of the room (and I moved the other bed adjacent to mine to make it like a king-sized deal (did I mention I'm in a super-single?)), but someone (or something?!!?!!?) painted messages on the walls, and they glow really faintly at night. There are also some faces on the walls in some places. I never really noticed since I never stopped to look, but that's so rad.
I love my haunted super-single.