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09 November 2004 @ 01:21 pm
Internet Language Update  
Welcome to another episode of Internet Language Update, where I tell you what not to do and you listen to me, because I am the authority on the e-zone! This time around, we'll be focusing on the latest slang crazes by our favoritest group around - anime fans! Get ready to get insulted!

ZOMG - Stop it! Using "ZOMG" as the prefix to a sarcastic comment is backwards and self-defeating! If you use it, you should stop jacking off to 4chan and try to get attracted to real human beings!

xD - More like 2 YEARS OLD, OK! Stop fucking using these god-awful faces after every sentence! Besides, SD cards are much better, I've got a 128 MB one and I can use it for both my Pocket PC and my digital camera.

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT_____TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT - Just in case we didn't see these abominations before, now you add about a hundred more to each side so instead of seeing an actual journal entry we see stuff like and so she was like lol 0_____________________0 and then rushi-bushi chan went ohayoo gozaimasu T___________TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT and then we killed ourselves! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

<3 - Indie kids were fucking it up a great number of years before you came and fucked it up for the rest of us! You suck!

teh - I think it's spelled "the." Oh, you're trying to be funny? "The" is plenty funny. Try it some time, it's a barrel of laughs.

Remember, kids, the English language loves you and wants you back! It's really sorry, it didn't mean it! I think that's enough alienation for the day! Become angry at the Internet and comment away!
 
 
 
Alex Davisjoevual on November 9th, 2004 01:43 pm (UTC)
shut up!
brukbruk on November 9th, 2004 01:45 pm (UTC)
òó
Jeffrey Carl Fadenjeffreyatw on November 9th, 2004 01:47 pm (UTC)
º-°
Mikeyneomikey on November 9th, 2004 01:50 pm (UTC)
d00d. O_O
brandon johnsonpiratezim on November 9th, 2004 01:58 pm (UTC)
E>
beauseizure on November 9th, 2004 02:05 pm (UTC)
You may be joking about all this stuff, but I agree with you 100% and I'm completely fucking serious.
hellokaorihellokaori on November 9th, 2004 02:20 pm (UTC)
Pffsh. I say become a hard core anime fan before you take it upon yourself to correct them. As far as I know, you're just an RPG man. But I may be behind in the times.
- beauseizure on November 9th, 2004 02:22 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Philippe Eccentricus: its the cheezephilled2thebrim on November 9th, 2004 02:19 pm (UTC)
if this link doesn't work, i will shoot someone
NrgSpoonnrgspoon on November 9th, 2004 02:31 pm (UTC)
Re: if this link doesn't work, i will shoot someone
Like he said, it's 2 years old! Your link just proves it!
- philled2thebrim on November 9th, 2004 02:37 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Andyddrmallrat on November 9th, 2004 03:17 pm (UTC)
I must admit...I am guilty of using <3 hearts.
But I generally hate everything else there.
And oh yea...I use a lot of elipses(sp?).
Jeffrey Carl Fadenjeffreyatw on November 9th, 2004 03:20 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah but you're an indie emo kid and it's okay to use <3

I'm not so don't let me use it.
- soygirl on November 9th, 2004 03:33 pm (UTC) (Expand)
- captaincanada on November 9th, 2004 11:58 pm (UTC) (Expand)
- philled2thebrim on November 10th, 2004 12:55 am (UTC) (Expand)
The Captaincaptainwinkey on November 9th, 2004 03:34 pm (UTC)
I give myself creative license to use <3, because it's me symbolically teabagging whoever I use it upon.

And you guys can all <3 yourselfs if you respectfully disagree with me.

<3,
~Steve
The Captaincaptainwinkey on November 9th, 2004 03:34 pm (UTC)
Did I just write "yourselfs" instead of "yourselves"? Someone punch me.
- jeffreyatw on November 9th, 2004 03:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
rtf on November 9th, 2004 03:45 pm (UTC)

LOL INTERNETS

- rtf on November 10th, 2004 10:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Khydrant on November 9th, 2004 03:46 pm (UTC)
"teh" is my single biggest net annoyance

Voidlostsenshi on November 9th, 2004 04:41 pm (UTC)
why do you care so much? isn't that self-defeating
Alex Davisjoevual on November 9th, 2004 06:55 pm (UTC)
Because he has nothing better to do.
- jeffreyatw on November 9th, 2004 07:31 pm (UTC) (Expand)
- lostsenshi on November 9th, 2004 11:15 pm (UTC) (Expand)
- jeffreyatw on November 9th, 2004 11:18 pm (UTC) (Expand)
- lostsenshi on November 9th, 2004 11:55 pm (UTC) (Expand)
- philled2thebrim on November 10th, 2004 12:51 am (UTC) (Expand)
W.: syn_zero on November 9th, 2004 07:57 pm (UTC)
You've got to do one for "pwn". That's getting on my nerves.
Philippe Eccentricus: its the cheezephilled2thebrim on November 10th, 2004 12:50 am (UTC)
OMG, PWNED!!!
ミルス。Seven-Colored Puppeteer of B u c u r e s t i.miluda on November 9th, 2004 10:49 pm (UTC)
lol you so siao lah
Stungunstungun_wol on November 9th, 2004 11:18 pm (UTC)
I happen to know a forum/chat where almost every of these things are mentioned.

"Teh", "PWN", "XD", "<3", etc. As far as repeated Ts and a Z before "OMG" I haven't seen those. I have seen "T_T" and "OMG" though.

In fact, I use these, when being humorus on that forum, while still knowing normal english. Let's face it. It's teh pwn, OMG XD

...okay. Maybe it's funny to them. I don't find humor, but the forum is full of kids, and they get humor out of it. >_> I *DO* get extensive use out of the "XD" smiley, however. (Namely in chat.)

So one could say I am a multi-linguist on the internet, being versed in english, leet-speak, n00b-speak (partial leet), AOLer, net lingo, and partially versed in slang. The proof being me in chat and me when posting.
weemaestroweemaestro on November 10th, 2004 09:34 pm (UTC)
what does xD mean anyway?