The LiveJournal staff is reaching its capacity on their servers, and they've run out of money! If you don't post this note on your LiveJournal, it will be deleted and all of your entries will be completely unrecoverable! All of your LJ friends might be at risk too - it might be best to remove them from your list to prevent this deletion from spreading, if it happens!
Also, I'm a stupid cockass for actually believing this.
Post this on your LJ within 20 minutes of reading it, or you WILL be deleted!!! You've been warned!