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05 January 2005 @ 12:05 pm
Stolen from Ian.  

Who's with me on this, she won't last a single quarter in school.
Petiepetie_s on January 5th, 2005 08:18 pm (UTC)
If this is true (I tend not to trust UK sites, as they're sometimes given to tabloid journalism), she'll drop like a stone. CSI is nothing like real forensic science.
Jeffrey Carl Fadenjeffreyatw on January 5th, 2005 08:30 pm (UTC)
Oh right, I never actually realized that tabloid journalists might be smart enough to use the internet. Ick.
Ranagan_Labardinelabardine on January 5th, 2005 09:01 pm (UTC)
I don't think we see the big picture here...
If George Bush Jr. can get degrees out of Yale and Harvard and rule the world, Britney can become a CSI. If she can't, feminists should rally to her cause because there is an issue of gender inequality. And that's wrong.

She will not do well in University, by any means... but she will graduate with a degree in two or two and half years on an accelerated degree program or something like that.

And then, we'll have the reality show. Which was the whole point of this exercise. CSI: Britney. Cause if you want to have a SUCCESSFUL reality show... you gotta do something new. Can't just be a family, the Osbournes got that niche. Married, Nick and Jessica. Stupid blonde girl with sense of entitlement, Ashlee. Washed up blonde with cheeto stains, Anna Nicole Smith. But having Britney Spears solve grisly murders like a real life Daphne from Scooby Doo? Or bumble to the solution like Inspector Gadget... That's fucking gold... at least in the eyes of brainless TV execs.

2007-2008 look for it on your TV. Unless... She has a deal with the MTV University channel for a real life show based on her QUEST to become a forensic scientist.... and an academic role model. She mighn't make it... but she'll last a season.
hellokaorihellokaori on January 5th, 2005 11:26 pm (UTC)
Re: I don't think we see the big picture here...
Brilliant. Agreed.
ÇØ|\|®@Ðwhiterabbitcb on January 5th, 2005 10:25 pm (UTC)
yes, i watch cartoons, im retiring my multi million dollar career to drop anvils on people and then hit them with over-sized mallets
Same story, different iteration.soygirl on January 5th, 2005 11:06 pm (UTC)
Who knows? She'd probably make a great business major, she's charismatic, manipulative, and knows how to get things done under pressure. It takes some intelligence to become what she is, and maybe if applied elsewhere, her stardom and interest in the sciences might make science cool again!

Think of it now: "Got Evolution?" ads with Britney as a proponent. That would be dandy.
大和タイガーtiger_yamato on January 7th, 2005 04:39 am (UTC)
(Anonymous) on January 7th, 2005 08:37 am (UTC)
[The Perverted] Lain: She will last more than one quarter in college. Because within two weeks she will be whoring herself out to classmate and teacher alike to get grades. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
rabidleo on January 8th, 2005 07:33 am (UTC)
There's no real evidence to support that she's a slut, or even stupid. Some people dress like a whore because they're comfortable like that. At least she doesn't lip-synch. She should at least be given a chance and judged fairly on her personality, rather than her image.
Jeffrey Carl Fadenjeffreyatw on January 8th, 2005 09:00 pm (UTC)
That's got to be the weakest argument I've ever heard in my life. Additionally, this is the weakest reply I've ever made in my life.