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22 March 2005 @ 11:43 pm
This is completely random.  
Guyz! If it's your first time having sex with a certain someone and before you start they say "oh well you're really special, you don't have to use a condom," DON'T FEEL HONORED. Don't even DECLINE. Instead, fucking GET OUT OF THERE a soon as possible and NEVER TREAT THEM SERIOUSLY AGAIN.
 
 
 
Philippe Eccentricus: applephilled2thebrim on March 23rd, 2005 07:47 am (UTC)
has anyone ever actually said that to you? 0_o
Jeffrey Carl Fadenjeffreyatw on March 23rd, 2005 07:52 am (UTC)
YES.
Philippe Eccentricus: applephilled2thebrim on March 23rd, 2005 07:56 am (UTC)
wow. that's just...wow. i can't believe people actually say that. =\
CreativEcstasycreativecstasy on March 23rd, 2005 09:25 am (UTC)
well duh.
Simeonagtmadcat on March 23rd, 2005 09:32 am (UTC)
mmhmm

what?
Jeffrey Carl Fadenjeffreyatw on March 23rd, 2005 06:34 pm (UTC)
What, what?
Simeonagtmadcat on March 23rd, 2005 10:55 pm (UTC)
It could be because I just woke up, but I don't follow.
Jeffrey Carl Fadenjeffreyatw on March 23rd, 2005 11:10 pm (UTC)
Okay say you're about to have sex with someone for the first time. You're battening down the hatches and preparing to dive, and you reach over a grab a condom and The Future Ms. Simeon Jewell (right, uh huh) says "oh it's okay, you don't have to use a condom if you don't want ;) ;) ;)".

YES YOU DO. YES, YOU FUCKING DO! I don't care how many oral contraceptives she took that morning, you fucking wear Mr. Rubber and you are FUCKING HAPPY TO DO IT!

But anyone who doesn't know that shouldn't be having sex in the first place, which is why I say end it then and there.
Simeonagtmadcat on March 24th, 2005 10:07 am (UTC)
No no, I quite understand that, but if you're about to get some, why run off? If you use a rubber it'll be alright, most likely...

But if you're in a comitted loving relationship, and both of you are clean, and she's on the pill/patch/whatever, then it makes sense not to use one, 'cause it's waaaay better. And I don't really believe in sex outside of loving, commited relationships, so there you go. And yes, I have been offered it.

-S
Jeffrey Carl Fadenjeffreyatw on March 24th, 2005 05:47 pm (UTC)
And you're right, in MY case, I actually didn't run off. Cuz you know. Mega-hormones were flowing through my head. And we were NAKED. NAKED JEFFREY.

But later I regretted it simply because I found out she was pretty stupid; I didn't even care to find out her "cleanliness" status.

Totally agree with second paragraph.
Simeonagtmadcat on March 24th, 2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
Well then.
We'll just have to agree to agree. Or something. O_o
Antagonist77antagonist77 on March 24th, 2005 01:13 am (UTC)
I bet your penis was unhappy about that!

I fully agree with you though. ALWAYS use a condom until you know the girl's parents, I say. Once you meet someone's parents, it's pretty obvious if they're a scanky ho or not.
Jeffrey Carl Faden: moon_childjeffreyatw on March 24th, 2005 01:46 am (UTC)
Unhappy indeed! Can someone say "blue balls!"
Antagonist77antagonist77 on March 24th, 2005 01:50 am (UTC)
I want a picture of this girl now. I mean, you could have lost your virginity to some girl and you said no! For good reason, i'm sure, but I'm wondering if there was anything else. putting you off of her. Maybe she was a scanky ho. Damn, even the Scanky Ho's still use condoms. I mean, REALLY SCANKY HO?

I gotta know more.

do you want to know more?

YES!
Jeffrey Carl Fadenjeffreyatw on March 24th, 2005 07:46 am (UTC)
Wait wait WAIT. This wasn't the girl I lost my virginity to. That was a few years ago. This one instance is a bit more recent... and I'm not ONLY talking about myself.

And for the record, I actually didn't say no. Just donned the condom. You know. First time I was asked that question.
Antagonist77antagonist77 on March 24th, 2005 12:09 pm (UTC)
Okay so the first girl you slept with was normal and nice... ?

But this girl was a scanky ho, who didn't need you to don your hat - but instead of following the advice you put on the internet you said "YES YOU DO!" and then did, and fucked her anyway.

kay.?
Jeffrey Carl Fadenjeffreyatw on March 24th, 2005 05:40 pm (UTC)
Well, my Internet ancedote is hindsight. What I ended up doing was completely safe (1. it was protected and 2. uh... it was just sex!) but I should have taken it as a sign that the girl was dumb. Because she was!

First girl's a whole different story! But that's not what we're here to talk about today.