Jeffrey Carl Faden (jeffreyatw) wrote,
Jeffrey Carl Faden
jeffreyatw

HEY I WAS LIVING IN PORTER COLLEGE AND MAN THIS GUY CAME AND WE TOTALLY HAD UNPROTECTED MONKEY SEX WHILE STICKING HEROIN NEEDLES IN OUR EYES. MAN WE WERE SO STONED AND DRUNK AND UNDERAGE, TOO. THEN I PISSED IN THE KOI POND WHILE HANDING KEGS FULL OF JACK DANIELS TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CHILDREN.

I'm sure glad no one who works for UCSC reads this journal!
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