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15 August 2005 @ 02:00 pm
O god of porcelain, I hath disgraced thee  
If toilets could speak, the screams coming from the one on which I just sat would be deafening.
Asyasimplycynical on August 15th, 2005 09:09 pm (UTC)
Wouldn't it be a type of...sacrifice? Like offering a part of yourself in supplication to the great diety of white?
Asyasimplycynical on August 15th, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC)
Oh God of Spelling.
Uh...deity. Yes.
Jeffrey Carl Faden: This is Exploding.jeffreyatw on August 15th, 2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
I don't think anything, deity or not, would ever, EVER want what I was offering.
Mikey: ...aww noneomikey on August 15th, 2005 10:10 pm (UTC)
...er...is the internet a better place for you sharing this piece of info? o_o;
N. Greenenategreene on August 16th, 2005 03:38 am (UTC)
This is classic.

Did you have to plunge the fucker afterwards? That would be like rubbing salt into it's wounds.
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Jeffrey Carl Fadenjeffreyatw on August 16th, 2005 04:21 am (UTC)
Hopefully a 3-hour OPEN window as well!