I smacked the snooze button a few times a day, and for one of those nine-minute periods I had a dream where I was walking around in the supermarket, and came upon some refried beans. There were regular refried beans in a blue-themed can, lite refried beans in a sky-themed can, and then LINUX refried beans in a blue-green themed can.
Then some guy said "well you used up the women's snooze button slot, now you'll have to use the men's." And he hit me and my alarm went off.
I awoke and jumped out of bed, ready to zoom down to the supermarket to get me some Linux refried beans to see how they worked on my computer.