Well, damn. Now I want a cell phone.

This is not new. Everyone knows guys who spend hours talking on the cellphone are already less manly.

Correlation ≠ causation.

oh man i'm so going to call you more often!!!

"People use mobile phones without thinking what the consequences may be. It's just like using a toothbrush - but mobiles could be having a devastating effect on fertility."

And that is what defines my policy on not brushing my teeth. My sperm are going to be SUPER STRONG.