8:00 leave from Oakland to Los Angeles
9:45 leave from Los Angeles to Phoenix
12:30 leave from Phoenix to Kansas City
16:25 leave from Kansas City to Chicago
19:05 leave from Chicago to New York City
21:59 arrive at La Guardia Airport, NYC
...yeah RIGHT. I'll be extremely lucky if there aren't 3-hour delays in EACH STOP.
See ya when I see ya!