God damn it. Why can't I think of any good ideas for comics - or things to draw - these days? I'm so glad I'm not stuck to a schedule, like most web cartoonists, or else I'd shut down this site before you could say "UR COMIX SUX." (I haven't posted any yet, but my future comics (that I draw on a whim) will appear here.) I don't know what's wrong. I mean, every cartoonist can get away with one or two comics saying "oh, I've got an idea! DAMN! I forgot it!" or "I can't think of an idea, so I'll draw a smiley face!" but I just can't think of anything. The problem probably is because my comics are about myself. And myself is a bit boring these days. I mean, who'd like to see a comic about me practicing for my SATs? Or making my website? OOOH!!! And even when I do get ideas for comics (hey look, I just got one - I go to a website and there's a TALKING SANTA), I think about them later and they suck. Hell, I already scrapped the idea I just got. Damn, that was a stupid idea. Well, as I said earlier, there's no sense in me saying "oh, well, I guess I can't conform to my schedule," because when it comes to webcomics, I don't have one! Even more importantly, I HAVE NO VISITORS!
All right. Now, just insert Jeffrey in bed for 7 hours, and in the morning, you'll have a nice, nonsenscial rant courtesy of me!