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01 March 2008 @ 06:53 pm

Tans

So fake tans have been all the rage for a while but I'm starting to see a new trend: FAKE fake tans. Where the person is so Oompa-Loompa that they look like they've come off of a rotisserie. Not just on those crazy New Jersey guys, but on girls, too.

I just want to ask before the craze gets even crazier: does anyone find that even remotely attractive or interesting? I personally would have trouble having anything to do with anyone like that, even (especially?) for casual dating. But I mean, there has to be SOME logical reason behind the action and attraction. Anyone?

Tags: internet, question

Music: Hideki Naganuma - Let It Go

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jeffreyatw on March 2nd, 2008 03:23 am (UTC)

So you can be attractive to other lizard-people. I'm starting to get it. Should I be expecting LoompaCon 2008?

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malicious_pengy on March 2nd, 2008 03:49 am (UTC)

...Where are you seeing this trend? If it's irl and nearby, I think that it's possible Seattlites are so far removed from the sun, they aren't sure what a natural tan looks like.

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jeffreyatw on March 2nd, 2008 03:51 am (UTC)

http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/

And as friends on some of my more remote friends' Facebook profiles.

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malicious_pengy on March 2nd, 2008 03:52 am (UTC)

Oh lord I wish I hadn't asked...

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jeffreyatw on March 2nd, 2008 03:52 am (UTC)

I am sorry to have done this to you!!!

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malicious_pengy on March 2nd, 2008 04:22 am (UTC)

No. You like my pain, don't you.

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beauseizure on March 2nd, 2008 03:56 am (UTC)

that shit's not jersey. the interwebs told me it was germany.

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jeffreyatw on March 2nd, 2008 04:06 am (UTC)

Either way! Gotta be some explanation behind it.

And it's here too. Facebook friends-of-friends and the like.

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jeffreyatw on March 2nd, 2008 05:09 am (UTC)

Because everyone knows how nightclub-crazy David McGuire is!

(I am bluffing)

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loccster on March 3rd, 2008 08:02 am (UTC)

The girl in the blue dress is INCREDIBLY hot

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miluda on March 2nd, 2008 04:13 am (UTC)

Ganguro? hoh hoh

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jeffreyatw on March 2nd, 2008 04:14 am (UTC)

D...dang

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miluda on March 2nd, 2008 04:51 am (UTC)

delicious ganguro

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jeffreyatw on March 2nd, 2008 04:53 am (UTC)

DDDDDD DANG

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loccster on March 3rd, 2008 08:04 am (UTC)

the girl on the left looks like a man.. I mean large forehead with frontal bossing, mild underbite... shit dats a man

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chickensnack on March 2nd, 2008 05:12 am (UTC)

MY THOUGHTS exactly

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jeffreyatw on March 2nd, 2008 05:13 am (UTC)

But my question still stands!!!

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gogalucky on March 2nd, 2008 07:40 am (UTC)

aren't those just burns?

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chiahui on March 3rd, 2008 05:20 am (UTC)

No. Definitely not attractive. Maybe interesting just because it's "different" but not attractive.

I actually saw a ganguro woman when I was in Japan... It was the first time I ever saw anyone with fake tan, and I thought it was weird so I turn the other direction and walk away from her. o_o

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