I totally had my butt operated on today. I'm feeling kind of tired and dizzy but I don't think it's from blood loss or anesthesia or anything; I think it's just from the realization that I now have a third hole inside my pants. had a large chunk of skin removed. They shot my gluteal cleft up about 10 times, dug around, and then actually fastened a grounding strap to my arm so I wouldn't get electrocuted when they cauterized the wound. Right now I've got this large pad taped to the area and I guess it's soakin anything up.
Besides having to wash, reapply gauze for a number of days, and shave my upper butt regularly for the next few months, everything's okay! I should be able to go into work tomorrow, and exercise as soon as next week.
Thanks for putting up with my detail! Or if you skipped past it, that's fine too!