On Sunday, to compete with the expectedly high ratings of "50 Years of I Love Lucy: Reruns 0\/\//\/2 j00" ABC aired a COMPLETELY un-cut version of Saving Private Ryan. They didn't even block out any bad language. I'm not saying this to complain, but just because I've never heard such language on television, let alone prime time, let alone on network television.
But it attracted me, at least. I couldn't get my eyes off the set.
Beetle Bailey: But finding Private Ryan is like finding a needle in a stack of needles!
Captain Millerlitedraft: FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK!
South Park is going to have a lot to compete with.